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The line y = b is a horizontal asymptote if the graph approaches y = b as x increases or decreases without bound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe chinstrap penguin stands inside a near-perfect circle it slid into the snow, the circle’s two ends stopping a whisker short of meeting. “Asymptotically Perfect” is set below the drawing in a colour matched to each shirt, with a small Chinstrap Collective wordmark underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours); Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather and other heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 4.5 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Modern classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeck: Crew, taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuild: Tubular, no side seams; tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Front, printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Dark Heather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizing: modern classic fit, unisex. 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