Emperor Unimpressed T-Shirt
Vintage Screen Print Style
- Free US shipping over $100
- Printed for you, sent within 10 days
- Misprint or damage? Replaced free
Fit & Fabric
Fabric, fit, sizing and care all live in the description below.
Shipping
We print each order just for you, so give us up to 10 days to get it out the door. Shipping’s free in the US on orders of $100 or more; under that, you’ll see the rate at checkout before you pay. Got a question about your order? Contact us.
Returns
Something off with your order? Here’s our return and exchange policy.
This Emperor Unimpressed T-Shirt shows the chinstrap penguin fresh out of the water, proudly holding up a new personal best.
The chinstrap penguin measured every inch of that dive, and the rope proves it. Beside it, the emperor penguin watches with the same calm it always has. Some records are made to be celebrated, even if not everyone claps. Emperor penguins dive deeper than any other bird.
The chinstrap penguin, fresh out of the water, holds a coiled rope while an emperor penguin stands beside it looking unbothered. “New PR.” sits above the drawing and “Emperor Unimpressed.” below it, in a colour matched to each shirt, with a small Chinstrap Collective wordmark underneath.
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours); heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Weight: 4.5 oz/yd²
- Fit: Modern classic
- Neck: Crew, taped neck and shoulders
- Build: Tubular, no side seams; tear-away label
- Print: Front, printed to order
- Colours: White, Natural, Black, Navy, Military Green
- Sizes: S–3XL
Sizing: modern classic fit, unisex. For any size’s measurements, contact us.
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print, do not dry-clean.
Chinstrap Collective donates 10% of all profits to help protect penguins, krill, and Antarctic ecosystems.