Unflappable T-Shirt
Cartoon Style · Lightweight Fabric
- Free US shipping over $100
- Printed for you, sent within 10 days
- Misprint or damage? Replaced free
Fit & Fabric
Fabric, fit, sizing and care all live in the description below.
Shipping
We print each order just for you, so give us up to 10 days to get it out the door. Shipping’s free in the US on orders of $100 or more; under that, you’ll see the rate at checkout before you pay. Got a question about your order? Contact us.
Returns
Something off with your order? Here’s our return and exchange policy.
This Unflappable T-shirt shows a chinstrap penguin standing calm on its rock, eyes closed, while skuas dive, lightning cracks and waves crash all around.
Storm? Noted. Divebombing skuas? Not today. Our penguin stays perfectly calm and lets the weather do the shouting. It may not fly in the air, but it flies underwater. Penguins steer underwater with their feet and tail as a rudder, and propel themselves with their flippers.
A cartoon penguin standing calmly on a rock among crashing blue waves, with diving brown skuas and lightning in a stormy sky, inside a circle, with “Can’t Fly. Won’t Flap.” below in a colour matched to each shirt, and a small Chinstrap Collective wordmark.
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours); Dark Heather and other heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Weight: 4.5 oz/yd²
- Fit: Modern classic
- Neck: Crew, taped neck and shoulders
- Build: Tubular, no side seams; tear-away label
- Print: Front, printed to order
- Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Charcoal
- Sizes: S–3XL
Sizing: modern classic fit, unisex. For any size’s measurements, contact us.
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print, do not dry-clean.
Chinstrap Collective donates 10% of all profits to help protect penguins, krill, and Antarctic ecosystems.