Halfway to Fish, Forever T-Shirt
Cartoon Style · Lightweight Fabric
- Free US shipping over $100
- Printed for you, sent within 10 days
- Misprint or damage? Replaced free
Fit & Fabric
Fabric, fit, sizing and care all live in the description below.
Shipping
We print each order just for you, so give us up to 10 days to get it out the door. Shipping’s free in the US on orders of $100 or more; under that, you’ll see the rate at checkout before you pay. Got a question about your order? Contact us.
Returns
Something off with your order? Here’s our return and exchange policy.
This Halfway to Fish, Forever T-Shirt shows the penguin halving each step toward a fish, forever closing in but never arriving.
The chinstrap has done the math and refuses to panic about it. Somewhere out there, a scholar once sat down and worked out how to add up an infinite number of tiny steps. On 21 November 1675 he wrote a manuscript using the ∫ f(x) dx notation for the first time.
The chinstrap penguin waddles toward a fish on the ice, each footprint half as far as the one before, looking a little puzzled that it is forever only halfway there. “Halfway to Fish, Forever” is arched over the drawing in a colour matched to each shirt, with a small Chinstrap Collective wordmark underneath.
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours); Dark Heather and other heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Weight: 4.5 oz/yd²
- Fit: Modern classic
- Neck: Crew, taped neck and shoulders
- Build: Tubular, no side seams; tear-away label
- Print: Front, printed to order
- Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Charcoal
- Sizes: S–3XL
Sizing: modern classic fit, unisex. For any size’s measurements, contact us.
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print, do not dry-clean.
Chinstrap Collective donates 10% of all profits to help protect penguins, krill, and Antarctic ecosystems.