Unflappable Hoodie
Cartoon Style · Cotton Blend
- Free US shipping over $100
- Printed for you, sent within 10 days
- Misprint or damage? Replaced free
Fit & Fabric
Fabric, fit, sizing and care all live in the description below.
Shipping
We print each order just for you, so give us up to 10 days to get it out the door. Shipping’s free in the US on orders of $100 or more; under that, you’ll see the rate at checkout before you pay. Got a question about your order? Contact us.
Returns
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This Unflappable Hoodie shows a chinstrap penguin standing calm on its rock while skuas dive and waves crash around it.
He has considered flight, weighed the pros and cons, and decided against it. Some penguins just know their strengths and stick to them. His wings were built for diving, not for drama. Research strongly supports the idea that penguins can't fly because a wing built for diving makes flying so costly it stops being an option.
Skuas dive and waves crash around the chinstrap penguin, who stands perfectly still on its rock with eyes half closed, completely unbothered. “Can't Fly. Won't Flap.” is set below the drawing in a colour matched to each hoodie, with a small Chinstrap Collective wordmark underneath.
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Heather Sport colours are 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
- Fit: Classic
- Neck: Double-lined hood
- Build: Front pouch pocket; tear-away label
- Print: Front, printed to order
- Colours: White, Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Royal
- Sizes: S–5XL
Sizing: classic fit, unisex. For any size’s measurements, contact us.
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print, do not dry-clean.
Chinstrap Collective donates 10% of all profits to help protect penguins, krill, and Antarctic ecosystems.